Just a bunch of random junk I had in mind.
Categories: SegaSonic
Characters: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3
Word count: 739 - Hits: 11510
Complete?: No - Published: September 15, 2007 - Last Updated: January 03, 2009
Story Notes:
Sonic bloopers mainly
1. Epesode 1 by Redfox50
2. Chapter 2:Episode 2 by Blizzzard the fox
3. Chapter 3 by CoolBlue22
Author's Notes:
Sonic and them acting like idiots to 50,000 people
Paruket (a OC character) runs on stage.
Paruket: Hi everybody!
Audience: *cheers*
Paruket: I have 5 clips today and here they are!
(S)
Sonic: *is drinking what he thought lemonade*
Dog: *starts to pee in the punch bowl*
Sonic: *see the dog peeing and spits out the punch on Shadow*
Shadow: *gets hit by punch* Why you....*starts to pummer Sonic*
Sonic: AHHHHHH!!
(E)
Paruket: Shadow is a hard fighter,he gave me a black eye at training.Next clip
(S)
Tails: *is fixing the tornado*
Cheese: CHAO!!! (translation: Get up you lazy idiot!)
Tails: *jumps and hits his head on the tornado*
(E)
Paruket: I can understand chao.Clip 3
(S)
Knuckles: *fell asleep,gaurding the master emrald*
Rouge: *stealed the master emrald and ran away with it.She stopped at the river and shouted* YES!!!I got the master emrald,hear me roar!!
(E)
Paruket: Knuckles got it back.Next clip 4
(S)
Cream: Hi mr.Sonic.
Sonic: *picks Cream up* Call me Sonic,not Mr.Sonic.
Cream: Please put me down.
Sonic: I remember when you where a baby...
Cream: *Kicks Sonic on the stomach and he drops her*
Sonic: OW!
(E)
Paruket: Ouch.Last clip because I know Shadow is going to kill me showing this one.
(S)
Shadow: *is riding a extream gear,he gets on a bar and he falls off the gear and lands on his bottom on the bar.He falls of in pain*
(E)
Shadow: *walks on stage and taps his foot*
Paruket: *disapears in the speed of light*
Shadow: *chases her*
Anouncer: Please send us ideas for our show.
Chapter 2:Episode 2 by Blizzzard the fox
Author's Notes:
I've decided to comtinue this...
Emma the cat(My OC):*Comes out on stage*
Emma:Hi everybody!
Audience:*cheers*
Emma:I'm taking over for Paruket who is still being chased by Shadow.
Paruket:*Runs past with Shadow behind*
Emma:...oookaaay...just role the clip.
(S)
Knuckles:*sleeping on couch*
Sonic:*putting whipped cream on Knuckles open hand and tickles his nose with a feather*
Knuckles:*Slaps hand on nose and wakes up*
Sonic:*runs*
Knuckles:SONIC!!
(E)
Emma:I held the camera. XD Next clip!
(S)
Amy:Awww! Look at the Chao!*bends to pet a chao*
Sonic:*accidently sees Amy's uderwear*
Amy:*notices Sonic looking at her underwear and gets angry*PERVERT!*smacks him with hammer*
(E)
Emma:Hilarious!Next one!
(S)
Knuckles:*sleeping on Master Emerald and makes it fall over*
Master Emerald:*breaks*
Knuckles:*stares at remaining pieces with small eyes*
(E)
Emma:He put it back together again.
(S)
Tails Doll:I WILL KILL YOU
(E)
Emma:That one scared me. 0_o This is the last one.
(S)
Emma:*sleeping*
Shadow:*drawing on her face*
Emma:*wakes up* Shadow what are you doing?
Shadow:...*zips off*
Emma:*looks in morror* AHHHHH!!!!1
(E)
Emma:All right who recorded that?!
Tails:*walks away whislting*
Emma:Tails!
Tails:...*runs away*
Emma:Come back here!!!*runs after him*
Announcer:Please send ideas for our next show and we need another host.
Paruket:*running away*
Shadow:*chasing Paruket with medieval club*
Tails:*running away*
Emma:*chasing Tails with her claws*
End Notes:
Emma (c) Blizzzard the fox
Shadow Sonic Amy Knuckles Tails Tails Doll and Chao (c) Sega
Paruket (c) Redfox50
Author's Notes:
I`m ~Heeeeerrreeee~ and Just had to do this!
Sara: Hello its me Sara and I was called in to host this...not really I just contributed to red robin...LET THE SHORTS BEGIN!!
1st Short!
Sonic: Closer....*camera moves up*
Cameron: Close enough?
Sonic:No closer......
Cameron: How about this?
Sonic: Clo-*camera smashes into Sonic*Owwww...
Cameron: That hurt.....
Short ends
Sara:I pushed Cameron heh heh..NEXT SHORT!
2nd short
Cameron:Quick! Sonic how would you describe Shadow?
Sonic: Well...most people describe him as a emo version of me but I-
Cameron:* cuts Sonic off* YOU MEAN HE`S RED FURRY AND TICKLEISH?!
Knuckles: I DON`T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!
Sonic: I said EMO not ELMO and-OH MY GOSH CAMERON, SHADOW IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND HE`S GOT A-!
*Static* *BSSSSSHHHHHHHH*
Sonic: SHADOW!!! YOU KILLED CAMERON YOU !@#$%^& !
Shadow: Don`t worry! See the camera is still on and Cameron crawled all the way here by him self!
End short
Sara: Printer .INC ,the company that Cameron works for ,was going to sue them , but they did`n`t because Cameron said "It`s just a normal day with Sonic and friends"..NEXT SHORT!
Short 3
Sara:*walks in*
Sara (the one from Sonic The Hedgehog The Movie, look it up on Wikipedia):*walks in*
Both Sara`s: *start pointing at each other* FAKER!!!
Sonic and Shadow: *are pointing at each other* Do you mind?
End short
Sara: I still can`t handle the RESEMBELANCE!!!!!!.....Any way that concludes this episode now I have to chase a look alike.....*starts chasing Sara from the movie*
End Notes:
I`ll post something from the last clip in the art section....GET BACK HERE YOU FAKER!!!!! *joins chase with Emma and Paruket*
Emma Belongs to Blizzard the fox
Paruket belongs to Redfox50
Cameron and Sara...uhh me I guess
Sonic,Knuckles,Sara(the one in the movie) and Shadow belong to ~SEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGAAAAAAA~
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